10 Statements you should Obey when you hear them

1. Playa, trust me - you don't wanna see this.

2. I don't think you should ride with me on this one...

3. Don't bring that with you.

4. I wouldn't smoke / eat that shit if I were you.

5. That bitch is crazy - naw dawg, seriously, that b*tch is fucking crazy

6. Err... you probably shouldn't go in there...

7. Wait outside... it's gonna be a hot minute, but don't leave the car.

8. Dude, lets bounce! NOW! (Especially after no. 7)

9. Stay cool. Don't move. (especially after no.8)

10. Folks, can you step out the car? (Especially after no. 10)