Order The Best Novelty Bitch Bags For Sale Online From Twisted Wares

Looking for the best way to carry all of your favorite shit on the go? Our novelty bitch bags are for the person constantly on the move that needs a handy and fabulously bitchy way to carry all of their shit. Cosmetics? Chargers? Makeup? Pens and Pencils? Throw all that stuff into our high quality, vinyl lined bitch bags and stay organized.

Ladies, its 2019 which means you’ve got to have your shit together by now. With a full zipper enclosure, and 100% vinyl lined interior (for when things get A LITTLE MESSY), our bitch bags wills and the test of time no matter how much you abuse and use them. Measurements are approximately 10.5” by 7.5” with a gusseted bottom - hold everything you need right in your purse, in the car, or wherever you take your bitch bag with you.

Our novelty bitch bags are stamped with hilariously funny graphics, comics, phrases and other sketches such as “dainty as fuck”, “I’M A GROWN ASS WOMAN”, and “HBIC - Head Bitch In Charge”.

We also have a great selection of funny novelty cross back aprons, hang tight towels, and funny cocktail napkins. Stock up on all your favorites and gift a hilariously funny gift!


Shop Twisted Wares online today or use our store locator to find the closest store near you that sells some of our Twisted Wares novelty items. For assistance with your order, reach us at 214-491-4911.